February 25, 2009

Holding Hans with Brian Hansbury: Halitosis in Harlem

Dear Hans,

My girl’s got really bad breath. I love everything else about her. I mean she’s pretty much the one. The only thing holding me back from popping the question is the breath. That’s how bad it is. Am I crazy?

Signed,
Hiding from Halitosis in Harlem

Ya know, I can really sympathize with this one. I once spanned time with a girl who was pretty great. She was the funniest girl I’ve ever dated. Unfortunately, her breath reeked of effervescent hot dogs. All the time.

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